Just spotted this cute frog image on my phone that Mommy sent me some time ago. Someone called me normal! I have never been so insulted in my life.

This is typical of the type of cute frogs - not the real life squishy-squashy-croaking-kind - that my amazing mother sends me. All her little frog snippets have some kind of message. Some serious, others wild and whacky and a few of them are pretty damn rude but they all resonate with a lovely lady who is known to be brimming over with fun and a seriously naughty streak. That's my mom ...